June 2012
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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
May 31st
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May 31st
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My academic career →
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Today
is a skip-class-curl-up-with-a-good-book-and-relax type of day.
May 30th
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satan: let there be menstruation
May 30th
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niggas-gon-nig: my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment Tbh
May 30th
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buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
May 30th
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batreaux: i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
May 30th
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mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
May 30th
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precipitates: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
May 29th
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Holy crap Battleship was so..unexpectedly good. More than good..it was awesome, spectacular, utterly epic. I would so watch it again. Two thumbs up whoopee!
May 28th
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Dying. Slowly. Painfully.
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thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes lol freal. people who do this…lulz. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
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OMG the revenge season finale was sooooo good. i’m sitting here awestruck..WOW. so freakin good omgomgomgomgomg. DUDE. speechless. 
May 24th
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“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...”
– Amelia Pond 
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
May 24th
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i must
have had some strange dream last night. i woke up in the morning with something poking uncomfortably at my back, so i reached down to pull it out and it was my..retainer. so some time last night, an asleep me must have thought it was prudent to reach into my mouth, take out my retainer and place it under my back. i’m so confused……
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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