June 2012
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me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
May 2012
217 posts
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
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My academic career →
10knotes:
2005:
Present:
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Today
is a skip-class-curl-up-with-a-good-book-and-relax type of day.
satan: let there be menstruation
niggas-gon-nig:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Tbh
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
Holy crap Battleship was so..unexpectedly good. More than good..it was awesome, spectacular, utterly epic. I would so watch it again. Two thumbs up whoopee!
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Dying. Slowly. Painfully.
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
lol freal. people who do this…lulz.
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I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
OMG the revenge season finale was sooooo good. i’m sitting here awestruck..WOW. so freakin good omgomgomgomgomg. DUDE. speechless.
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You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...
– Amelia Pond
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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i must
have had some strange dream last night. i woke up in the morning with something poking uncomfortably at my back, so i reached down to pull it out and it was my..retainer. so some time last night, an asleep me must have thought it was prudent to reach into my mouth, take out my retainer and place it under my back. i’m so confused……
i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure